Who Are We?
Release Dates are an international conglomerate of superheroes, fighting against against injustice and for world peace.
When we’re not donning capes or helping old ladies cross the street, we make the world a better place by donating some of our profits to charity!
Jesse is the ‘getting things done’ guy, proved by the fact that his mobile phone rarely stops ringing, that he runs the day-to-day stuff of everything Release Dates, and that his eyes start sparkling whenever he talks of Release Dates (which happens a lot). Jesses super-power is that he can time-travel: He mixes one hell of a dirty Martini. If you drink one of ‘em, you’ll wake up 3 days into the future!
Michael is the brains behind the operation. He’s based in Dubai, and deals with stuff like money and such. Michael’s superpower is multilingualism: he speaks nearly every single language in the whole world.
Haje is the resident wordsmith at Releasedates. He was born with a built-in gadget magnet, and is never far away from at least half a dozen items of high-tech machinery. Haje’s super-power is that he can bend reality: When he is singing Karaoke, he thinks it sounds pretty good. And nobody else agrees.
Zoe is the news-hunter at Release Dates. She can sniff out a release from 20 miles away, and can magic all the key info onto the site faster than you can say floccinaucinihilipilification, ready for you to dig out your credit card and become the target of envy of all your friends, because you got your grubby little paws on the newest Iron Maiden album before any of them. Zoe’s super-power is that she is always able to find a parking space in London.